I'm a Bloody Devil

I have been awarded the Bloody Devil by The Devil's Kitchen. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [sniff] I'm sorry. This moment is so much bigger than me. This moment is for Google, and Blogger, and Firefox. It's for the writers of AL Guardian for being so extraordinarily and unremittingly bad. And it's for every nameless, faceless blogger that now has a chance because this door tonight has been opened. Thank you. I'm so honored. I'm so honored. And I thank the Kitchen for choosing me to be the vessel for which His blessing might flow. Thank you.

Well did you think I was going to let such a perfect opportunity to take the piss out of Halle Berry slip by did you?